Fairies and the King

Once upon a time in a beautiful forest, lived beautiful fairies. They used to play around the trees, swing on the branches and play hide and seek. As the forest grew so did their magical powers!

Then one day the ass.king descended on the forest. The king was closed shaven but he still looked like an ass. He also was a smart ass. He demanded the fairies to cut down the forest. He explained to them how nice it was without them. Little fairies tried to reason with the king how much they loved the forest. But the king would not accept any explanation and began criticizing them even more for it. He made fun of their wings too. The smart ass king also showed his back to them with pride: “Look at my back,” he said, “It is so much better not to have wings.” He also added: “You should shave too.”

Fairies were not convinced. But so just to quite the king they came up with a solution. They would cut down the forest and apply something like aftershave afterwards.

They cut the trees as close as possible and covered it with leaves. They also shaved their magical beards.That night they slept on the ground.

The next morning they woke up and guess what?? They had also cut their own fairy wings and now had no magical powers. They also had lost their memory. From that point on they worked hard to keep the forest from growing.

The End.

thy lot

how sad and miserable thy lot

though you seem confident and certain

that you know best…

and you throw your trash in my lot expect me to clean up

and you think this will improve your lot

I shall clean my lot with a smile

because I have seen thy sad and miserable lot.

Bachelor of B.S.

Who says people are not educated. In fact there are many more:

  • Associates of Scheming (Just gain someone’s trust by calling yourself “friend”. Then use the information like tabloid to destroy the friend. Friendship basically means mutual interest)
  • Master of Promiscuity (She will have slept with your brother too before you know he is back in town!)
  • Doctor of Bigotry (he thinks he knows it all… he wants to preach you and show you the way…)
  • Stingy in Residency (so many neighbors that specialize in this. They also probe into your life whenever they can)
  • Foul Arts (dark, depressing, disrespectful and restrictive but “liberating” in its extravagant use of sex and pain. The more psychotic the merrier. Yes it’s got technique but the message is pure disappointment. If it’s not weird perverted paintings, then it is death poetry ((which is essentially suicide poetry when someone hands it to you))… Don’t you hate it all?)
  • Misinformation Management (so many lies… so many lies… that you do not want to ask anymore person what happened. If everyone has their own truth… then it becomes a game. Sherlock will never come about in this kind of circumstances.)
  • Sabotage Science (You can name it. Whether it is a business, proposal, new idea, classroom, or just work. They are creative in finding ways to sabotage the whole thing. Others just watch the sabotage take place, or might even promoting it and taking part in it — it feels empowering).
  • Usury Therapy (where they are happy going to the bank — sometimes they borrow money for the month and incur more debt to keep their account intact).
  • Falsehood Management (something like recycling)
  • B.S. Harmony (where people come to appreciate their B.S and tell you about their worldviews… and everyone else)
  • Environmental Indifference (raise the volume the car’s stereo, talk on the cell behind the wheel and throw the trash while you are it. More importantly be mute to all the wonderful things around you.)
  • Profanity Education (words with negative connotation. Lets just say that they are the opposite of poetry. What is sad is that these words are charged in ways to carry a new different meaning. Many double major in this and Foul Arts…)
  • Master of BullS#!* Administration (words mean nothing… what people say is not binding in anyway.. but the administration part is filtering the words, the information that can be used either as bluff (more b.s.) or as tool).
  • ####-block operation. They know how to get involved and intervene when two people have chemistry.

I want to grow old with you

I want to see the world through your eyes

I want to be in your world

 

I want penetrate your soul

I want to get into your head

I want to go through your note-book

discover the sketches, places and feelings.

 

I want to see those places, you were without me

with you.

 

I want you to know that I still have your letters

though I don’t seem to find it.

 

That your vision is a painting, your movement is poetry, your life is a book. You exemplify life.

After all this time … experienced life I realized what I wanted.

I wanted to be with you.