Once upon a time in a beautiful forest, lived beautiful fairies. They used to play around the trees, swing on the branches and play hide and seek. As the forest grew so did their magical powers!
Then one day the ass.king descended on the forest. The king was closed shaven but he still looked like an ass. He also was a smart ass. He demanded the fairies to cut down the forest. He explained to them how nice it was without them. Little fairies tried to reason with the king how much they loved the forest. But the king would not accept any explanation and began criticizing them even more for it. He made fun of their wings too. The smart ass king also showed his back to them with pride: “Look at my back,” he said, “It is so much better not to have wings.” He also added: “You should shave too.”
Fairies were not convinced. But so just to quite the king they came up with a solution. They would cut down the forest and apply something like aftershave afterwards.
They cut the trees as close as possible and covered it with leaves. They also shaved their magical beards.That night they slept on the ground.
The next morning they woke up and guess what?? They had also cut their own fairy wings and now had no magical powers. They also had lost their memory. From that point on they worked hard to keep the forest from growing.
and then I told her (in English): Fasten your seat-belts and brace yourselves ladies, as you are about to hit the best gallery in the galaxy! And she responds to the message (in English of course): “Okay we will see but lady and gentleman!” followed by another message, “The Address?”
Slogan for manARTgallery: the best gallery in the galaxy!
This new Batman movies are so stupid. They really don’t get it. Batman is not supposed to be dark… it’s supposed to be funny. I recall a cartoon in which Batman is opening presents from Catwoman, Penquine and Joker — with his hand-gloves in a protective glass-shield. Imagine the Mailman (possibly another hero) at the door. “Coming” says batman. “you have a delivery from from Joker to 12th ave … for Batman.” Beside gass poison and explosive Batman decide to accept the cat-present from Catwoman. Batman is taking the cat on his batmobile along with Robin. But then they realize Catwoman is tracing their everymove! Batman quickly discovers — (after repeated mewing) inside the collar of the cat there is a tracker! Seriously terror fits nowhere in this picture!